1. “I Don’t Even Like Ghosts.” Perfect.

You don’t need to believe to enjoy it. Our tours are rich in true crime, real history, and theatrical storytelling. It’s not about ghosts—it’s about great stories in eerie places.

2. It’s Not a Show… It’s an Experience.

You won’t just listen—you’ll feel the energy of each location. Breathe the air. Stand where it happened. Some tours even use real paranormal gear. It’s part theater, part thrill (but not fake, nothing is faked so you have to get lucky with the energy).

3. Spooky, Not Screamy.

No jump scares. No costumed creepers in the bushes. Just authentic vibes from very real, very historic sites. Some folks still get scared—but that’s the energy, not us.

4. Pure Entertainment.

Our guides are performers. Trained actors. Part historian, part ham, part haunted. You’ll laugh, you’ll lean in, and yes—maybe even shiver a bit.

5. The City is Alive… and It Plays Along.

Every tour is a little different. The route. The energy. Even the people you meet. The city becomes part of the show—no two nights are ever the same.

6. Off the Tourist Track.

We take you where brochures fear to tread. Real crime scenes. Forgotten buildings. Strange corners only the locals know. Even born-and-raised San Diegans leave surprised.

7. Historically Haunted.

We do our homework. These stories are grounded in real events, real people, and the moments that shaped this strange city. If you’re a history lover, welcome home.

8. True Crime Is In the Blood.

Serial killers. Murders. Vanishings. You’ll hear it all. We don’t shy away from the darker chapters of San Diego’s story.

9. Low-Key Good for You.

Ghost tours get you moving—light walking, fresh air, and just enough suspense to raise your heart rate without breaking a sweat.

10. A Real Look at Local Life.

These aren’t theme parks. They’re neighborhoods. You’ll see where real San Diegans live, work, and sometimes… linger long after life.

11. You’ll Feel Everything.

Our hosts are trained to make you laugh, gasp, wince, and even feel a little haunted. Think of it as emotional cardio—with a paranormal twist.

12. Locals Love It Too.

San Diego residents—prepare to be amazed by the secrets you never knew. Many of us joined the team after taking the tour ourselves.

13. No Two Tours Are the Same.

Each host brings a different flavor—deadpan, dramatic, devilishly funny. Like ghostly Pokémon, you’ll want to collect them all.

Boo! You Made It This Far?

Still unsure? Text or call 619.255.6170. If we have extra space, you just might sneak on for free. Just be flexible and ready for a last-minute call from the beyond…

We’ve been dying to meet you.